The Tee Shirt. Once a lowly undergarment; today it is a staple of most wardrobes around the world. Fashion statement. Social statement. Political statement. Perhaps a form of advertising or a souvenir…everyone wears Tee Shirts. And the same Tee Shirt one person wears to demonstrate their perspective on any given subject might be the Tee Shirt that offends the next person. A single Tee Shirt can both inspire, and get your kid sent home from school!
Bring Yours – Locked and loaded: pull the trigger on this social statement. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Brave as Dave Benefit T-Shirt. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
8 Ball Classic 8 Ball design with two color pinstripes. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Euro Buck – A European mount deer with pinstriping accents. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
COCK TEES 1 – Big and bold graphic of “Big Dick”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Crazy Nancy – All hail the left’s favorite bobblehead! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Shift Happens – Vintage ¼ mile Performance. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Life Behind Bars – Because freedom comes in all forms. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
BTB-COOLEST – A reissue of one of Brian The Brush’s favorite designs from the past. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
Heart of the Matter – Twist that throttle and make your blood flow. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Cross & Roses – Inspirational on several levels. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Scarab – Immortality. Resurrection. Transformation. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Something On The Side – Even empty – it beats riding alone. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Baseball America’s pastime never looked so good. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Best Head – What more can we say? This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Once Upon A Time – The street rod of your dreams. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Dragon Heart – A fierce reminder of the power of a dragon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Be The Best – You know who they are… even they know who they are. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Dragon – Our pseudo-psychedelic flying lizard! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Eagle Face – A graphic interpretation of our nation’s icon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Land Of The Free – Because you can’t have one without the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Orange 45 – Keeping America safe since 2016. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BEER – Hey, a fact is a fact. Sometimes it takes a little “AmberVision”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Meltdown – If you haven’t had one…you will. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin – Yang Dragons – Beastly and balanced.This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Let’s Truck – …And skip the “fourplay”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
With 2020 being what 2020 was…we didn’t issue a new Brian The Brush World Headquarters Tee Shirt design last year. You probably wouldn’t have had many cool places to wear one anyhow… Well, now it’s 2021, so here you go; our way cool, brandy-new, first-run BTBWH design This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Buzzard T-Shirt This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Dragonfly – A mystical insect with a hint of evil. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Lone Wolf – No Club? NO Problem. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Heart – Let love take flight! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BOBBER – A description, for the uninitiated. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
HELL YES! – Need we say more? This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Hoptomistic – Maintain a positive amber attitude. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Live Free Or Die – I think that just about says it all. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Circle of Skulls – A colorful geometric array of boneheads. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Couped Up – A badass coupe staring you down. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Time – You can try – But it gets us all in the end. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Ace High – Flying high or just getting by – the sky’s the limit. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Trucked Up – Intoxicated driving that’s legal! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Laugh Until You Cry – The classic “Comedy and Tragedy” masks in skull form. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Yin – Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Wear Cock Tees – The tee shirt company your parents warned you about. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Every Great Dream – Dream on with our Art Nouveau goddess. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
How Stupid – You know who we were think of… This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Law Enforcement – You have the right to back the blue. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Redrum – Stripes, bars and a bonehead. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Here at Cock Tees, we believe that the closer you get to the edge, the better the view. We have Tee Shirts for hot rodders and bikers, We have Tee Shirts that are genuinely funny as well as genuinely funky. We have Tee Shirts for sinners and for saints.
Our mission at Cock Tees is to provide high quality, innovative and original Tee Shirts at reasonable prices. Tee Shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts…all of our unique apparel is printed to order and shipped within days so you don’t have to wait to make whatever statement it is you want to make.
We only caution you that your Cock Tees Tee Shirts will attract attention; right or wrong, whether you want it or not. But you’re not shy…right?
Cock Tees is the Tee Shirt company your parents warned you about!
